me: huh
i would suggest sc except i cant really do that right now
so let's reoleplay instead!
Steven: oh, davis
me: okay, you wake up in a dimly lit forest...your dagger is missing and a beautiful half-elf is next to you
Steven: start smooth talk
me: DC 17
succeed
she is taking her pants off
Steven: drop all equips
me: she looks happy to see you do that
then a goblin jumps out of the forest with a disposable camera!
Sent at 5:14 PM on Wednesday
Steven: hmm
strike a pose
me: he loves it!
goblins emerge from the trees everywhere and take crazy pictures!
after all the rolls are used up, the goblins look sad
Steven: sell autographs
me: you make 50978 gold from the sale of 4312 autographs
the head goblin approaches you menacingly
Steven: grab the half-elf and run
me: too bad
he was going to offer you a contract
the goblins don't want you to go
they pull out their weapons and decapitate your defenseless bodies
then mount them in their fortress so everyone can see your 19 charism
a
THE END
Steven: phaile
me: all the goblin wanted was for you to grow a 70's style mustache
and for the half-elf to stop shaving
Steven: yeah I was thinking I should have just upped my stamina and gone for it
me: yeah
oh well
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
The Big Surprise
So last Saturday (the 6th) Travis, my roommate, whom you may remember as having a huge cock, decided to make a trip to Montana for reasons of "punani." On Saturday, I briefly woke up at 8:30 and saw all his stuff on his bed. I woke up later at 10 and he was gone. I didn't hear from him until his return, about 1pm on Sunday. He told me the entire story of his trip, which I will recount for you. Keep in mind that he drove to Montana, which from here was 8 hours and 22 minutes there and 9 hours back (according to Mapquest). It is important to remember that Travis does not own a car. I will present all the notable things about this journey in bullet point form because it will be way funnier that way.
-Leaves Ellensburg at 8:30. Gets in to Spokane, has sex with some chick he knows there, and leaves (within 50 minutes of arrival in Spokane).
-Sees a hotel with a waterpark.
-Drives through Yellowstone.
-Decides that Montana and Idaho "suck."
-Sees "giant rats" walking on a frozen lake. I realize that he does not know what raccoons are.
-Around 8pm, calls Owen to ask if "the car has snow tires" for unknown reason.
-Gas is cheaper in Montana. Fills up tank and tops off until gas splashes out.
-Arrives in Montana around 6pm. Has sex with 2 girls within 3 hours of each other. Leaves at 10pm.
(How this happens: Went there to see one chick. After banging her, is talking to her friend. Goes something like this:
Friend: "Why do you dress all gangster-like?"
Travis: "Because I'm a gangsta."
"But you're not black at all!"
"Oh yeah? Just wait until you see my dick!"
*sex*
-Car heater is broken and can only alternate between extreme hot and extreme cold.
-While driving back at 1 in the morning, falls asleep at the wheel 5 times while driving.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 5
-Texts and/or talks on phone entire trip.
-While driving back, repeatedly swerves across all 3 lanes of 3-lane highways (and both lanes, in either direction, of smaller roads) because of texting/talking/lack of sleep.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 8
-While going 85 miles per hour, is passed by a VW bus.
-Does not go under 75 miles per hour at any time except for snowy pass when he goes 30 in a 60 zone because he is so scared.
-Car does not have cruise control
-Car brights do not work
-Drove through several passes with heavy snowfall where visibility was reduced to 10 feet.
-While pulling into historical site to sleep at 1am, unknowingly parks at very edge of cliff. Exits car and subsequently slips on ice and falls on back.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 9
-While texting, looks at speedometer and realizes he is going 115 miles per hour.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 10
-(Owen is deathly afraid of taking his car above 80 miles per hour)
-Got 3 hours of sleep between departure and return.
-Reveals that he was lonely most of the trip and wishes that I had gone with him.
-Did not eat since Friday night
-Did not drink since Friday night
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 11
-Peed twice since Friday night
-Did all of this under heavy snow conditions
-Told Owen that he was going to borrow his car for "a short errand." Secretly drives to Montana.
-Does not have a driver's license.
-May have contracted chlamydia from first girl in Montana.
*** Total Near Death Experiences: 11
"So, would you do it again?"
"Not gonna lie, I'm not even thinking about going back unless a threesome is involved."
"Wait...so Travis took my car to Montana to hook up with some girl? To MONTANA?"
"Yeah...he's very...goal-oriented..."
"So my girlfriend is coming to Central next year."
"What? How are you going to keep all this up when she's here? Are you going to tell her??
"Hell no dude! I gotta get all of this shit out of my systen while I can. When my girlfriend comes back I'm not gonna have any freedom to do this anymore!"
I think that about covers it. It was an epic voyage that has elevated him to legendary status. Thankfully Owen is very chill and does not mind that his car was taken to Montana (This is the same car that they do not trust to make it to Yakima).
I would say that that is enough excitement for a while but Travis actually left for Seattle yesterday night, for reasons of "Asian punani!" He departed with these words:
"Bye, I'm going to Seattle. Please don't tell anyone!" *door slam*
This time, he basically stole Owen's car because he did not ask or even tell Owen he was going to use it. It turns out that Owen was hoping to go home on Wednesday the 10th...but Travis had his car so he had to wait until Thursday.
Travis still does not have a United States Driver's License.
But he does have a lot of punani.
-Leaves Ellensburg at 8:30. Gets in to Spokane, has sex with some chick he knows there, and leaves (within 50 minutes of arrival in Spokane).
-Sees a hotel with a waterpark.
-Drives through Yellowstone.
-Decides that Montana and Idaho "suck."
-Sees "giant rats" walking on a frozen lake. I realize that he does not know what raccoons are.
-Around 8pm, calls Owen to ask if "the car has snow tires" for unknown reason.
-Gas is cheaper in Montana. Fills up tank and tops off until gas splashes out.
-Arrives in Montana around 6pm. Has sex with 2 girls within 3 hours of each other. Leaves at 10pm.
(How this happens: Went there to see one chick. After banging her, is talking to her friend. Goes something like this:
Friend: "Why do you dress all gangster-like?"
Travis: "Because I'm a gangsta."
"But you're not black at all!"
"Oh yeah? Just wait until you see my dick!"
*sex*
-Car heater is broken and can only alternate between extreme hot and extreme cold.
-While driving back at 1 in the morning, falls asleep at the wheel 5 times while driving.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 5
-Texts and/or talks on phone entire trip.
-While driving back, repeatedly swerves across all 3 lanes of 3-lane highways (and both lanes, in either direction, of smaller roads) because of texting/talking/lack of sleep.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 8
-While going 85 miles per hour, is passed by a VW bus.
-Does not go under 75 miles per hour at any time except for snowy pass when he goes 30 in a 60 zone because he is so scared.
-Car does not have cruise control
-Car brights do not work
-Drove through several passes with heavy snowfall where visibility was reduced to 10 feet.
-While pulling into historical site to sleep at 1am, unknowingly parks at very edge of cliff. Exits car and subsequently slips on ice and falls on back.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 9
-While texting, looks at speedometer and realizes he is going 115 miles per hour.
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 10
-(Owen is deathly afraid of taking his car above 80 miles per hour)
-Got 3 hours of sleep between departure and return.
-Reveals that he was lonely most of the trip and wishes that I had gone with him.
-Did not eat since Friday night
-Did not drink since Friday night
*** Near Death Experiences Thus Far: 11
-Peed twice since Friday night
-Did all of this under heavy snow conditions
-Told Owen that he was going to borrow his car for "a short errand." Secretly drives to Montana.
-Does not have a driver's license.
-May have contracted chlamydia from first girl in Montana.
*** Total Near Death Experiences: 11
"So, would you do it again?"
"Not gonna lie, I'm not even thinking about going back unless a threesome is involved."
"Wait...so Travis took my car to Montana to hook up with some girl? To MONTANA?"
"Yeah...he's very...goal-oriented..."
"So my girlfriend is coming to Central next year."
"What? How are you going to keep all this up when she's here? Are you going to tell her??
"Hell no dude! I gotta get all of this shit out of my systen while I can. When my girlfriend comes back I'm not gonna have any freedom to do this anymore!"
I think that about covers it. It was an epic voyage that has elevated him to legendary status. Thankfully Owen is very chill and does not mind that his car was taken to Montana (This is the same car that they do not trust to make it to Yakima).
I would say that that is enough excitement for a while but Travis actually left for Seattle yesterday night, for reasons of "Asian punani!" He departed with these words:
"Bye, I'm going to Seattle. Please don't tell anyone!" *door slam*
This time, he basically stole Owen's car because he did not ask or even tell Owen he was going to use it. It turns out that Owen was hoping to go home on Wednesday the 10th...but Travis had his car so he had to wait until Thursday.
Travis still does not have a United States Driver's License.
But he does have a lot of punani.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Rosa's Funny Halloween
Rosa: hey
me: hey
Rosa: what's up?
me: homework
as always
Rosa: it seems to be so
did you do anything for halloween?
Sent at 10:33 PM on Sunday
me: saw a brilliant pianist
played video games
it was good
you?
Rosa: dressed like a fork
had a friend be a spoon/knife
then five of us started an amazing bad.
band*
and wrote a song
and then performed for a bunch of people and went to a party on a farm.
me: um...seriously?
Rosa: yes
why, which part don't you believe?
me: all of it, I guess
Rosa: it's all true
me: cool
what was the song
Rosa: we wrote it, it's called "i want to fork you toknife"
me: did you use instruments or was it a cappela
Rosa: we had a melodica and a beat boxer
and three singers
Dang. Can you beat that for Halloween?
I'm sorry that you have not heard much from me. It is because right now I am suffering from tendinitis in my forerams. I cannot play piano or video games and typing and writing are sometimes difficult, as is picking up objects and doing everyday things. But I am getting better and I will probably be pain-free by January or something...so yeah.
me: hey
Rosa: what's up?
me: homework
as always
Rosa: it seems to be so
did you do anything for halloween?
Sent at 10:33 PM on Sunday
me: saw a brilliant pianist
played video games
it was good
you?
Rosa: dressed like a fork
had a friend be a spoon/knife
then five of us started an amazing bad.
band*
and wrote a song
and then performed for a bunch of people and went to a party on a farm.
me: um...seriously?
Rosa: yes
why, which part don't you believe?
me: all of it, I guess
Rosa: it's all true
me: cool
what was the song
Rosa: we wrote it, it's called "i want to fork you toknife"
me: did you use instruments or was it a cappela
Rosa: we had a melodica and a beat boxer
and three singers
Dang. Can you beat that for Halloween?
I'm sorry that you have not heard much from me. It is because right now I am suffering from tendinitis in my forerams. I cannot play piano or video games and typing and writing are sometimes difficult, as is picking up objects and doing everyday things. But I am getting better and I will probably be pain-free by January or something...so yeah.
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Ma Dorm
My desk area...it's changed since this photo (first day moving in). I dont' have a camera but I'll try and get some better stuff up here.
Awesome decorations that John made for the dorm.
Another shot of my place. Space is not super tight but we dont' have a lot of room either (some of the rooms around here are HUGE!)
That's Travis.
I can't figure out what's going on with the spacing here...
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Midterms already?
So it's been a while since my last post. I have been super busy. My schedule is on Google calendars for those who have it, and for those who don't, I am busy, on average, from 11 to 5 each day. I have symphonic/marching band, (6 hrs/week), piano lessons (.5 hr/week), Jazz band (3 hrs/week), Sophomore music theory (4 hrs/week), jazz combo (2 hrs/week), classics lecture (2 hrs/week), and classics colloquium (2 hrs/week), where we write papers based on the previous lecture and get peer review. The music building is 10-12 minutes away (by foot), so when Alex brought my bike from home last week it was a true boon (there is no helmet law here, so it was kind of weird at first to see everyone riding around without a helmet...I still feel a little scared of it because I don't know the terrain very well).
I am now falling into a somewhat regular routine (it has been interrupted by hasty last-minute studying the past few days)--I never have class before 11, so I get up around 8:30, showered & eaten by 9:10, then I have about two hours to practice piano, because it's really hard to get around to it later in the day. I am averaging about 2 hours nowadays, sometimes more for last-minute band prep. I am hoping to get up to three hours eventually, but right now I'm still figuring everything out.
I am making a habit of going to the gym at 10 every night and riding the bike/running for about 30-45 minutes, because if I didn't then I really wouldn't be getting any exercise. I wanted to join karate or biking club, but I just don't have time right now. Every night I am busy busy with homework, and I generally have no time for VGs on school nights. My theory class is pretty hard--that takes up the most time. I also have to write an essay about every other week for my classics colloq, and I am constantly reading 3-4 chapters per week of whatever book we're on (currently The Iliad).
Generally there are lots of fun things going on at my dorm; all the people are really cool and they organize movie nights, ice cream trips, and other fun stuff. We are going to play Quidditch next weekend. Also we have started playing Dungeons and Dragons on Sunday. We are creating new character this weekend and completely switching to Fourth Edition--and for the record, I am a complete supporter. It makes everything a lot simpler and easier and MORE FUN; most of the complexity that was nerfed was unnecessary in the first place. Friday nights are now reserved for Diablo 2, because my RA has ISOs and can DL pretty much anything. Diablo 2 is one of those games of mediocre quality that has really fun drop-in multiplayer (like UA), and also the most incredible item system I have ever seen...it takes drops to a whole new level.
Now for some of my friends:
Travis: My roommate. He has (and he wanted me to say this), the biggest dick ever. He isn't one, but he uses his quite a lot. This man attracts women like flies to rotting meat. We have rules about visitors and sex though so I think it'll be okay (basically, don't cum on the keyboard). He's really a pretty awesome guy, and pretty funny. He has "never read more than three books in my life" and is baffled by common conventions of spelling, grammar, and semantics--so this year will be a lot of fun for me. Pretty close to the perfect roommate, actually.
John: My RA. Almost reminds me of Orion, if you replace science with philosophy and religious studies. He is pr0--he is a total gamer and the DM for DnD. We have lots of fun talking about and doing nerdy stuff with Owen who lives in the corner. When I came to college I was afraid that I would lose this type of friend when I left you guys...but I was wrong.
Owen: Lives in the corner (I live really close to the back of the door, so he is only 2 doors away, really). He is really cool and hails from Pullman, home of WSU. In the summer he works on a farm, and he is totally into VGs and DnD and everything that's nerdy so we have a lot of fun. He will also eat or steal or do anything to anyone so that's always a hoot.
Justine: The Community Planner for our community (Honors College), so she comes up with most of the programs, movie nights, and the like. She has the common sense of humor that we have and that I have with Owen and John so we have lots of fun together.
Stephen: lives right next door. He is another piano major and has an awesome computer/surround/sound/keyboard setup (2 keyboards, thousands of effects, recording capabilities, you name it). He is also really into VGs and stuff so between that and piano we have a lot of fun. He is a procrastinator, though--and I am not (mostly).
That's about enough for now. I hope no one else reads this because I like them all but I have had enough of posting detailed descriptions of people that I live with.
Well, I think that that's a pretty good summary of what has been going on lately.
I hope everyone is doing okay--I'm going to talk to Jack pretty soon here so I'm excited about that. Don't know if I'll ever have time for SC though.
I'll try and get some pics up here soon too.
I am now falling into a somewhat regular routine (it has been interrupted by hasty last-minute studying the past few days)--I never have class before 11, so I get up around 8:30, showered & eaten by 9:10, then I have about two hours to practice piano, because it's really hard to get around to it later in the day. I am averaging about 2 hours nowadays, sometimes more for last-minute band prep. I am hoping to get up to three hours eventually, but right now I'm still figuring everything out.
I am making a habit of going to the gym at 10 every night and riding the bike/running for about 30-45 minutes, because if I didn't then I really wouldn't be getting any exercise. I wanted to join karate or biking club, but I just don't have time right now. Every night I am busy busy with homework, and I generally have no time for VGs on school nights. My theory class is pretty hard--that takes up the most time. I also have to write an essay about every other week for my classics colloq, and I am constantly reading 3-4 chapters per week of whatever book we're on (currently The Iliad).
Generally there are lots of fun things going on at my dorm; all the people are really cool and they organize movie nights, ice cream trips, and other fun stuff. We are going to play Quidditch next weekend. Also we have started playing Dungeons and Dragons on Sunday. We are creating new character this weekend and completely switching to Fourth Edition--and for the record, I am a complete supporter. It makes everything a lot simpler and easier and MORE FUN; most of the complexity that was nerfed was unnecessary in the first place. Friday nights are now reserved for Diablo 2, because my RA has ISOs and can DL pretty much anything. Diablo 2 is one of those games of mediocre quality that has really fun drop-in multiplayer (like UA), and also the most incredible item system I have ever seen...it takes drops to a whole new level.
Now for some of my friends:
Travis: My roommate. He has (and he wanted me to say this), the biggest dick ever. He isn't one, but he uses his quite a lot. This man attracts women like flies to rotting meat. We have rules about visitors and sex though so I think it'll be okay (basically, don't cum on the keyboard). He's really a pretty awesome guy, and pretty funny. He has "never read more than three books in my life" and is baffled by common conventions of spelling, grammar, and semantics--so this year will be a lot of fun for me. Pretty close to the perfect roommate, actually.
John: My RA. Almost reminds me of Orion, if you replace science with philosophy and religious studies. He is pr0--he is a total gamer and the DM for DnD. We have lots of fun talking about and doing nerdy stuff with Owen who lives in the corner. When I came to college I was afraid that I would lose this type of friend when I left you guys...but I was wrong.
Owen: Lives in the corner (I live really close to the back of the door, so he is only 2 doors away, really). He is really cool and hails from Pullman, home of WSU. In the summer he works on a farm, and he is totally into VGs and DnD and everything that's nerdy so we have a lot of fun. He will also eat or steal or do anything to anyone so that's always a hoot.
Justine: The Community Planner for our community (Honors College), so she comes up with most of the programs, movie nights, and the like. She has the common sense of humor that we have and that I have with Owen and John so we have lots of fun together.
Stephen: lives right next door. He is another piano major and has an awesome computer/surround/sound/keyboard setup (2 keyboards, thousands of effects, recording capabilities, you name it). He is also really into VGs and stuff so between that and piano we have a lot of fun. He is a procrastinator, though--and I am not (mostly).
That's about enough for now. I hope no one else reads this because I like them all but I have had enough of posting detailed descriptions of people that I live with.
Well, I think that that's a pretty good summary of what has been going on lately.
I hope everyone is doing okay--I'm going to talk to Jack pretty soon here so I'm excited about that. Don't know if I'll ever have time for SC though.
I'll try and get some pics up here soon too.
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