Friday, June 17, 2005

British Fire

bananaoracle89 (3:38:47 PM): she is embarrassed of you?!
brittlebrit187 (3:38:56 PM): probably
brittlebrit187 (3:39:08 PM): i have about 7 paperclips in my mouth right now

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Back in Black

When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the murder wind
So many lives are all debris
Even the stars are ill at ease
When Los Angeles is burning...


More where that came from.

Monday...there was no school. Read my previous post[s].

Tuesday: I did my final in Band. It was....kind of crappy, but it turned out okay.

Wednesday: We spent the whole Science period talking about the universe and stuff. It was really awesome, and I asked a whole lot of questions, because it was too awesome. We did universal addresses, which of course eventually led to

QUANDUM PHONE! (Hello? is Quandum there?)

Thursday: I did my platypus presentation today. It rocked everyone's socks off, because the platypus is really awesome. Ask me about it!

Well, that's all. Tomorrow is the moving up ceremony, and you're supposed to dress up. When Orion said that he heard shorts were not allowed, he asked me what I would do:
Fuck 'em.

"No really, what are you going to do, Davis?"
"Did you hear me the first time? Fuck them."

I'm going to wear my Minish Cap shirt, and I might throw on my Spiderman tie. It's going to be hella sweet. I hate the way 'hella' sounds; it's so cheesy.

So, as for the title. Maybe 'Back as Black' is more appropriate. I was lost but now I am found. Ha ha ha...

HA HA HA
*shouting*

FUCK THEM ALL!

The Black is back...

YAH

brittlebrit187 (5:38:36 PM): but i need to tell you all the lyrics
brittlebrit187 (5:38:41 PM): and what each song is about
brittlebrit187 (5:38:52 PM): sinister rogue is about raping in the catholic church
bananaoracle89 (5:38:52 PM): what is sinister rouge about?
bananaoracle89 (5:38:58 PM): is it red for republican?
bananaoracle89 (5:39:08 PM): or blood
brittlebrit187 (5:39:09 PM): social suicide is about the problems youths of america face when they try to act and think for themselves
bananaoracle89 (5:39:13 PM): ah
bananaoracle89 (5:39:16 PM): yes of course
brittlebrit187 (5:39:20 PM): atheist peace: talk abotu how religion is behind all wars
bananaoracle89 (5:39:25 PM): to another abyss is about us going in circles
brittlebrit187 (5:39:46 PM): all there is is just pondering about god and the world
brittlebrit187 (5:39:55 PM): los angelas is burning is about the media
bananaoracle89 (5:39:59 PM): electric dreams?
brittlebrit187 (5:40:02 PM): let them eat war is abotu how bush is a fucker

THE APE-MONKEY!

So yeah. Some crap happened. School and stuff...yeah

Friday: After piano, I went to Jack Lee's house. We played some GCN and saw some Linkin Park videos, as well as Family Guy hee hee. It was sweet.

Saturday: I volunteered from 12-4 with the cross country team. We fixed up some lady's lawn and crap. I did lots of weeding with Jack and Mike, and then talked to Chris Aagaard for about and hour and a half while pawing through dirt. I also made a dirt castle. Yeah. Then we had pizza for dinner, I think.

Sunday: I went bike riding with Orion and Nick (and the rest of the Burts). We rode 50 miles (nick rode 56) in/around Carnation, and stopped at KFC. It was crappy. REALLY, REALLY, CRAPPY. NEVER EAT AT KFC. So then on the way back my legs died, and started spazzing out. The wind from a passing semi truck made me fall from standing onto the ground. It was that bad. So I finally got back, and us three guys hung out until the parents came back. Then we went home. Oh and I saw a dead deer on the side of the road, as well as many other exotic fauna (opossums and racoons).
Then, when I got home, Zach came over and we played Four Swords Adventures from around 4 to 9. We got to the final boss, Ganon, and he jumped out. Zach described it as "something from KISS" and then "THE APE-MONKEY! (later known as the pig-monkey, because ape-monkey is redundant). So we're gearing up to seal away that bad boy, and then we hear a knock, knock, knock. "[expletive deleted]!," exclaimed Zach. So he's still waiting to be killed, and Zach had to go home with Trae. Or however you spell it.

Monday: I slept terribly, and woke up at like 6;45. Sucked. I can't quite remember what I did, except that I played The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap until 12:30-ish. Then Jacob and I cut some lawns, I cut a lawn, I cut our lawn, then I finished my Platypus project, after going to Boy Scouts, which was capture the flag at Shoreview. Whew.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Campus Day!!!

First, I must tell of my weekend. I spent the whole weekend learning to be a special member of BOy Scouts. We fasted, refrained from speaking, and did manual labor to show our devotion. That, and we sat around in the cold with biting insects for at least 6 hours total.

So I went to school, and I actually did bring my backpack, because Charlie got mad when I told him that I wasn't going to. So all the classes were boring, and yeah. I went to get my yearbook and learned that I needed picture ID. The following scene ensued:

"Yeah, Davis Hill"
-"Do you have picture ID?"
"No."
-"Well how do we know it's you?"
"Why don't we look in the yearbook?"
*OOOOOOOH*
-"Oh yeah, that's definitely him."
George John: "What, no. That's like, his brother or something. You in any sports?"
"Cross country and track."
GJ: "Okay."

Then some lady walks up and makes a big scene about how I have to have a teacher vouch for me. So I start walking away, and I hear a whispered "Hey! Come back here!"
GJ: "Dude, what was the name of that lady?"
"I dunno."
GJ: "Look dude, just give me a fucking name, okay?"
"Boroumand."

So then I got it and hung out until the end of Campus Day. The end.

Sunday, June 05, 2005


Good thing my gloves are bigger than his head. Posted by Hello

He's watching you... Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Home Sweet Home

Well, it has been a long journey, and now I am finally home. Over hill and dale, across icy peaks, down through the fiery depths of the bowels of Hell. I have persevered, and I am home. And I ain't leaving.
All of the anger has melted away, and I feel listless. What to do now? Nothing matters. I am whiter than the whitest sheet of paper, drowning in apathy. Life is worthless.

Tomorrow I will attempt an induction into the Order of the Arrow.

En Taro Adun.