bananaoracle89 (11:45:25 PM): you mean you've been going around telling people?
Behappy6288 (11:46:06 PM): im a girl people asked i cant lie
bananaoracle89 (11:46:18 PM): hahaha
bananaoracle89 (11:46:19 PM): hahah
bananaoracle89 (11:46:26 PM): aww shit
bananaoracle89 (11:46:28 PM): so much for that

Lucy suddenly has a revelation. 

And now for something completely different

I just can't get enough of him. Can you? 

Unknown to many a blue-collar, deadly construction sharks are an ever-present threat. 

"And just burn down the whole damn building!"
--actual Charlie quote/picture.

Okay, listen. There was a bear and Jacob, but NO ONE ELSE! OKAY?! 

Ever wondered what Heaven looks like? 

Funny quotes

brittlebrit187 (5:50:13 PM): i got sad when i saw davids blog
bananaoracle89 (5:50:17 PM): why's that?
brittlebrit187 (5:50:18 PM): cus he goes places and does stuff
bananaoracle89 (5:50:47 PM): no he doesn't

brittlebrit187 (6:01:56 PM): ARGHHH
brittlebrit187 (6:02:01 PM): WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH

brittlebrit187 (6:03:05 PM): i bet you have about 7 woman lodged in your sideburns
brittlebrit187 (6:03:13 PM): comb them and they;ll all come tumbling out

bananaoracle89 (6:03:49 PM): plus the girls don't necessarily like them
brittlebrit187 (6:03:56 PM): then theyre idiots
bananaoracle89 (6:04:26 PM): hahaha
bananaoracle89 (6:04:27 PM): I know
bananaoracle89 (6:04:36 PM): what is it with girls and not liking facial hair?
bananaoracle89 (6:04:39 PM): it's MANLY
brittlebrit187 (6:04:44 PM): i know!
brittlebrit187 (6:04:52 PM): it proves you have big balls and better sperm!
bananaoracle89 (6:05:30 PM): indeed
bananaoracle89 (6:05:37 PM): survival of the hairiest

brittlebrit187 (6:06:29 PM): i have big hair though
brittlebrit187 (6:06:31 PM): on my head
bananaoracle89 (6:06:33 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (6:06:35 PM): and i have a russian cap
brittlebrit187 (6:06:41 PM): and when i put them together its uber cool
bananaoracle89 (6:06:44 PM): oh yes?
bananaoracle89 (6:06:48 PM): Russian cap= uber

rittlebrit187 (6:06:56 PM): latvian actually
brittlebrit187 (6:07:00 PM): but bought in russia
brittlebrit187 (6:07:04 PM): by some catholics
brittlebrit187 (6:07:10 PM): and i bought it from them at a garage sale
brittlebrit187 (6:07:11 PM): i went to
brittlebrit187 (6:07:15 PM): with a girl
brittlebrit187 (6:07:18 PM): =-O
bananaoracle89 (6:07:20 PM): =-O
bananaoracle89 (6:07:22 PM): indeed
brittlebrit187 (6:07:27 PM): then she went off to look at shoes
bananaoracle89 (6:07:30 PM): :-(
brittlebrit187 (6:07:34 PM): and all the girls selling stuff started hitting on me
bananaoracle89 (6:07:37 PM): :-)
brittlebrit187 (6:07:45 PM): and they convinced me to buy water skis
brittlebrit187 (6:07:47 PM): which i did
bananaoracle89 (6:07:48 PM): :-(
brittlebrit187 (6:07:51 PM): and now they're in my room
brittlebrit187 (6:08:00 PM): you;ll see them when you visit this summer
bananaoracle89 (6:08:03 PM): 8-)

brittlebrit187 (6:08:17 PM): ru coming this summer?
bananaoracle89 (6:08:21 PM): I don't know
brittlebrit187 (6:08:30 PM): you gots to
bananaoracle89 (6:08:33 PM): I'll look into it...
brittlebrit187 (6:08:33 PM): gabe came
bananaoracle89 (6:08:38 PM): stop it
brittlebrit187 (6:08:47 PM): gabe must love me more than you

SGFshorty90 (10:11:40 PM): its just in games
SGFshorty90 (10:11:46 PM): in rl its still cool

Behappy6288 (10:14:15 PM): oh are they already rebuilding the soccer fields!!!?!?!
bananaoracle89 (10:14:26 PM): yes!!!!!11!2!

bananaoracle89 (10:05:46 PM): hey n00b
RunningInSquare3 (10:05:52 PM): hey
bananaoracle89 (10:06:07 PM): oh boy, you just responded to "n00b"

JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:39 PM): hi Davis
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:42 PM): Do you know how long it takes to memorize ur english intro?
bananaoracle89 (10:04:44 PM): hey
bananaoracle89 (10:04:49 PM): no...?
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:54 PM): ok
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:56 PM): thx anyway
bananaoracle89 (10:05:00 PM): ummm
bananaoracle89 (10:05:02 PM): what do you mean?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:10 PM): how long it took for me to memorize mine?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:14 PM): or how long it should be?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:16 PM): or what?
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:05:28 PM): how long did it take u to memorize urs?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:34 PM): I haven't done mine yet.
bananaoracle89 (10:05:37 PM): next question.

bananaoracle89 (10:58:33 PM): hey Zach
bananaoracle89 (10:58:36 PM): if you were in XIII
bananaoracle89 (10:58:44 PM): I would stab you in the head with a knife
bananaoracle89 (10:58:49 PM): Heck, I might even do it anyway
Zack0217 (10:59:31 PM): yes
Zack0217 (10:59:45 PM): becuase the fine line between reality and videogames is becoming hazy right?
bananaoracle89 (10:59:49 PM): no
bananaoracle89 (10:59:51 PM): because I hate you.

Zack0217 (11:00:03 PM): haha
Zack0217 (11:00:16 PM): folklife was awesome
Zack0217 (11:03:50 PM): watching a guy sew a coconut and a hammer to his stomach with floss
Zack0217 (11:04:11 PM): and then having people staple $1 bills to his chest with a staple gun
bananaoracle89 (11:04:25 PM): uhhh
bananaoracle89 (11:04:25 PM): wow
Zack0217 (11:04:51 PM): really cool
Zack0217 (11:04:54 PM): in a fucked up way
Zack0217 (11:05:04 PM): oh and talking to LOTS of hot punk girls
Zack0217 (11:05:06 PM): wow so many
bananaoracle89 (11:05:13 PM): okay
bananaoracle89 (11:05:27 PM): I believed you before you said that part about talking to girls
bananaoracle89 (11:05:33 PM): even the part about the staple gun
bananaoracle89 (11:05:35 PM): but you just blew it

Zack0217 (11:15:07 PM): so i'm going to volunteer somewhere
bananaoracle89 (11:15:44 PM): shit Hell just froze.
Zack0217 (11:15:47 PM): yes, i zack, will volunteer

Zack0217 (11:17:05 PM): it's a sort of help-line thing that teens can call and talk about their problems
Zack0217 (11:17:09 PM): completely anonymous
Zack0217 (11:17:22 PM): and teens answer the calls and talk to them and help them and what-not
bananaoracle89 (11:17:56 PM): but if you start working there then my calls won't be anonymous
Zack0217 (11:18:03 PM): i oknw
bananaoracle89 (11:18:04 PM): ummm...that was akward...
Zack0217 (11:18:08 PM): i'll record them
Zack0217 (11:18:16 PM): and play them back and we can laugh at you b/c you suck

hey blenderhead

So I guess a lot of stuff has happened. Like the VICTORIA TRIP!!!

So we went over to Shorewood at 1:00 and loaded all of our stuff. Apparently we had to have black shoes, which I was not aware of (this caused some anger on Charlie's part). So we got on the bus and headed down to the docks, and I played Hearts with Steven, Orion, and David all the way over to Victoria. We got to our hotel (I told Dan to go the wrong way, ROFLCHOPPER!) We of course headed out to good Old Vic's for some greasy fish and chips (Only feeftee-cent teep?!) We had a sweet party in the girls' room. On a completely unrelated note, Orion and I were really pissed that we didn't get to sleep until like 2 a.m.

Sunday: We got up around 8, and went to Smitty's at 9. Too bad that the old guy didn't write down our reservation, especially since David took the time to call him. We finally got seats at 2 different tables, but it was okay. After some hanging out, we got all dressed up to go do the March of Bands around the Parliament Building. Yay for us. We all hung out and went to the mall, as well as a sweet record shop. I picked up XIII and Beyond Good and Evil at their Canadian EBGames. That night, we bought a bunch of junk from the market for dinner (including some delicious blueberry juice) and partied all night long. If you want to call it that. However, there was a rumor of a mysterious spanking incident...

Rise and shine, shitheads! (weird book reference) Bright and early at 6:30. We dressed up and bussed over to the mall for breakfast before the parade. We finally got the show on the road and started marching. It was fun, but rainy, and I could feel my clarinet dying in my fingers. It's okay now, though. So after that was all over, we decided to peruse the streets of B.C. The girls wanted to do some more shopping in the mall, so us guys (David, Steven, Orion, I) went all over. We hit a few record stores--Orion got Stadium Arcadium, I got Agains the Grain--and went to other little shops. We also got some gelato, which was good but overpriced. With 30 minutes to go for the dock, we loitered outside the hotel. We got on the boat, and us guys got screwed out of a table. It turned out allright, though. We eventually ended up jamming to music and hanging with the girls in the back, until we bussed back in the dark. I got a ride home with David, and no one was home when I got back. Naturally, ignoring injury, I ran back to Shorewood to locate my parental units. I found my mom on the way, and then I was kind of mad because I wanted it to be Charlie. My mom is kind of annoying. So that was the end of that.

And school since then has been...school. I went to a Link Leader meeting today during first and third period. We just played a bunch of crappy games, but Yi and I thought up a bunch of funny stuff (Saudi Arabia, snipers, and land mines). So I finally got my wood from the lumber yard for my Eagle Project (yes, I know I'm setting this one up).
And I played some Starcraft tonight, which was just sheer pwnage. Tomorrow the filming shall commence!

So, is Sally still "one of the guys...?" 

El Weekendo

So Orion and I went to see the One Acts on Friday night. We met up with Steven, Sai, Amanuel, and David. Even Zach was there, but he was with his punk friends (strike one) and without his girlfriend (strikes two and three). It was a good show; we saw The Crappiest Day Ever, This is Life, and Check, Please. This is Life was apparently voted as the best one by the judges. Certainly a cliche boy-is-rejected-by-girl-then-they-hook-up-at-end was deserving of this title. The Crappiest Day Ever was much better, and so was Check, Please. Way to go, judges.
Then on Saturday we went to a poker party at Steven's house. We played some poker and Mario Party, and a few of us got to play some CS. Peter won all the money, I guess.
I had to go drive around to get donations for my Eagle Scout project on Monday. And I didn't need the Costco lady to condescend to me, either. Dunn Lumber, Costco, and Home Depot didn't give me anything. Screw them.

Hoo boy...that ain't good. 

You know you're a gamer when...

-Midday, weekend meals consist chiefly of cereal and candy
-You've used the words "item" and "inventory" in everyday conversation
-Your mom asks you if you "actually like girls"
-Whenever you drop something or make a mistake, you automatically try to restart life
-You know the difference between console controllers, and are willing to have a long discussion about the benefits and drawbacks of each one
-You've ever referred to a group of people as a "party"
-You spend 8 hours leveling up, and then bitch about 30 minutes of English homework
-You've ever wished a game was real
-You've tried examining objects in your surroundings in the hopes of finding something useful
-You constantly check out "strats" and forums to keep up with the buzz
-You get home from a 6.5-hour schoolday and remember nothing you learned in class, except that you wanted to try a new strategy or find out how to get a certain item
-You've ever been really angry, pointed at someone, and said "headshot"
-You almost never use the term "rape" to describe forced sexual intercourse
-You can't figure out why some people have long hair and high voices, and wear dresses sometimes
-You skip eating, sleeping, and/or elimination--on a regular basis--in order to play games
-You just spent the last 2 minutes reading this list