Funny quotes

brittlebrit187 (5:50:13 PM): i got sad when i saw davids blog
bananaoracle89 (5:50:17 PM): why's that?
brittlebrit187 (5:50:18 PM): cus he goes places and does stuff
bananaoracle89 (5:50:47 PM): no he doesn't

brittlebrit187 (6:01:56 PM): ARGHHH
brittlebrit187 (6:02:01 PM): WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH

brittlebrit187 (6:03:05 PM): i bet you have about 7 woman lodged in your sideburns
brittlebrit187 (6:03:13 PM): comb them and they;ll all come tumbling out

bananaoracle89 (6:03:49 PM): plus the girls don't necessarily like them
brittlebrit187 (6:03:56 PM): then theyre idiots
bananaoracle89 (6:04:26 PM): hahaha
bananaoracle89 (6:04:27 PM): I know
bananaoracle89 (6:04:36 PM): what is it with girls and not liking facial hair?
bananaoracle89 (6:04:39 PM): it's MANLY
brittlebrit187 (6:04:44 PM): i know!
brittlebrit187 (6:04:52 PM): it proves you have big balls and better sperm!
bananaoracle89 (6:05:30 PM): indeed
bananaoracle89 (6:05:37 PM): survival of the hairiest

brittlebrit187 (6:06:29 PM): i have big hair though
brittlebrit187 (6:06:31 PM): on my head
bananaoracle89 (6:06:33 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (6:06:35 PM): and i have a russian cap
brittlebrit187 (6:06:41 PM): and when i put them together its uber cool
bananaoracle89 (6:06:44 PM): oh yes?
bananaoracle89 (6:06:48 PM): Russian cap= uber

rittlebrit187 (6:06:56 PM): latvian actually
brittlebrit187 (6:07:00 PM): but bought in russia
brittlebrit187 (6:07:04 PM): by some catholics
brittlebrit187 (6:07:10 PM): and i bought it from them at a garage sale
brittlebrit187 (6:07:11 PM): i went to
brittlebrit187 (6:07:15 PM): with a girl
brittlebrit187 (6:07:18 PM): =-O
bananaoracle89 (6:07:20 PM): =-O
bananaoracle89 (6:07:22 PM): indeed
brittlebrit187 (6:07:27 PM): then she went off to look at shoes
bananaoracle89 (6:07:30 PM): :-(
brittlebrit187 (6:07:34 PM): and all the girls selling stuff started hitting on me
bananaoracle89 (6:07:37 PM): :-)
brittlebrit187 (6:07:45 PM): and they convinced me to buy water skis
brittlebrit187 (6:07:47 PM): which i did
bananaoracle89 (6:07:48 PM): :-(
brittlebrit187 (6:07:51 PM): and now they're in my room
brittlebrit187 (6:08:00 PM): you;ll see them when you visit this summer
bananaoracle89 (6:08:03 PM): 8-)

brittlebrit187 (6:08:17 PM): ru coming this summer?
bananaoracle89 (6:08:21 PM): I don't know
brittlebrit187 (6:08:30 PM): you gots to
bananaoracle89 (6:08:33 PM): I'll look into it...
brittlebrit187 (6:08:33 PM): gabe came
bananaoracle89 (6:08:38 PM): stop it
brittlebrit187 (6:08:47 PM): gabe must love me more than you

SGFshorty90 (10:11:40 PM): its just in games
SGFshorty90 (10:11:46 PM): in rl its still cool

Behappy6288 (10:14:15 PM): oh are they already rebuilding the soccer fields!!!?!?!
bananaoracle89 (10:14:26 PM): yes!!!!!11!2!

bananaoracle89 (10:05:46 PM): hey n00b
RunningInSquare3 (10:05:52 PM): hey
bananaoracle89 (10:06:07 PM): oh boy, you just responded to "n00b"

JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:39 PM): hi Davis
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:42 PM): Do you know how long it takes to memorize ur english intro?
bananaoracle89 (10:04:44 PM): hey
bananaoracle89 (10:04:49 PM): no...?
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:54 PM): ok
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:04:56 PM): thx anyway
bananaoracle89 (10:05:00 PM): ummm
bananaoracle89 (10:05:02 PM): what do you mean?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:10 PM): how long it took for me to memorize mine?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:14 PM): or how long it should be?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:16 PM): or what?
JUNICHIFUJIO (10:05:28 PM): how long did it take u to memorize urs?
bananaoracle89 (10:05:34 PM): I haven't done mine yet.
bananaoracle89 (10:05:37 PM): next question.

bananaoracle89 (10:58:33 PM): hey Zach
bananaoracle89 (10:58:36 PM): if you were in XIII
bananaoracle89 (10:58:44 PM): I would stab you in the head with a knife
bananaoracle89 (10:58:49 PM): Heck, I might even do it anyway
Zack0217 (10:59:31 PM): yes
Zack0217 (10:59:45 PM): becuase the fine line between reality and videogames is becoming hazy right?
bananaoracle89 (10:59:49 PM): no
bananaoracle89 (10:59:51 PM): because I hate you.

Zack0217 (11:00:03 PM): haha
Zack0217 (11:00:16 PM): folklife was awesome
Zack0217 (11:03:50 PM): watching a guy sew a coconut and a hammer to his stomach with floss
Zack0217 (11:04:11 PM): and then having people staple $1 bills to his chest with a staple gun
bananaoracle89 (11:04:25 PM): uhhh
bananaoracle89 (11:04:25 PM): wow
Zack0217 (11:04:51 PM): really cool
Zack0217 (11:04:54 PM): in a fucked up way
Zack0217 (11:05:04 PM): oh and talking to LOTS of hot punk girls
Zack0217 (11:05:06 PM): wow so many
bananaoracle89 (11:05:13 PM): okay
bananaoracle89 (11:05:27 PM): I believed you before you said that part about talking to girls
bananaoracle89 (11:05:33 PM): even the part about the staple gun
bananaoracle89 (11:05:35 PM): but you just blew it

Zack0217 (11:15:07 PM): so i'm going to volunteer somewhere
bananaoracle89 (11:15:44 PM): shit Hell just froze.
Zack0217 (11:15:47 PM): yes, i zack, will volunteer

Zack0217 (11:17:05 PM): it's a sort of help-line thing that teens can call and talk about their problems
Zack0217 (11:17:09 PM): completely anonymous
Zack0217 (11:17:22 PM): and teens answer the calls and talk to them and help them and what-not
bananaoracle89 (11:17:56 PM): but if you start working there then my calls won't be anonymous
Zack0217 (11:18:03 PM): i oknw
bananaoracle89 (11:18:04 PM): ummm...that was akward...
Zack0217 (11:18:08 PM): i'll record them
Zack0217 (11:18:16 PM): and play them back and we can laugh at you b/c you suck