Herr Altena, Das Wunderkind

David on religious denominations:

david: they're all the same really
dont say that though, some people get really offended

david: haha
i hate that suni pizza
because every time i go by
i think "where's shiite pasta"
every damn time
its so annoying, i dont know where it came from

David being weird:

david: oh man u signed off
i was just about to say "did yew"
or "did ewe"
that would have been hilarious
too bad you signed off instead
now you just get an email about it