Especially since Lucy "loves hearing about my amorous affairs." (Direct quotation).
today I was thinking about thwat to do on my 21st birthday
david: get hella crunk?
oh wait you can't, you're a year older than us
me: I think I want to have a big fucking LAN party
david: !!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
that would be pretty damn awesome
me: yeah
david: i would totally buy bawls for that
me: good old school style
hell yes
it would be kind of like alcohol
except the opposite
david: haha yeah i guess that's true
we could force keir to fly out
!!!
LAN IMP SCEN!!!?!??!?!
me: &(#(*&!(!@)!@(*!@)*!@*&@!*&(@*&((*&!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
and Orion could grind FFIV or something
lulz
david: haha
just sit in his corner and cry
me: deep, gravelly sobs
dejected out of tune singing
david: haha
me: anyway yeah
we'll have to think about that one
also this break
JESUS CHRIST---LVL40 MESSIAH!
me: we can roll that shit up
david: we can also make my character while we're at it
or i can just play jesus
me: yeah
wait no
definitely a no on that one
david: haha
it was worth a shot
well
probably not
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Fast Times at Eastern Washington University
Okay, first off, this. You remember Evony, the game that used tits for advertisement. That site chronicles the evolution of those ads. They are actually using B- or C- grade porn models, though I'm not sure if it's with their consent or not.
All right.
So, this is the first post in a while. Things have really been chugging along here. I am always really busy; I have 18 credits and I'm auditing classes that total 3 credits, as well as playing in 2 games of DnD (1 of which is my Pathfinder game, and the other is a 4th ed game in which I'm a half-werewolf (shifter) warden (think fighter+warlord)), doing a 2-hour body class each week, practicing WAY too much for my 2-credit conducting class, and working on an additional Greek music theory project (which I actually haven't started reading for...and the essay is due on the 4th). SO, LMFAO @ Time management!!!!
All right, so Halloween was good. I was kind of apprehensive since I didn't get invited to any parties or anything and I couldn't find anyone to hang out with, but it turned out all right. There were liberal sprinklings of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. throughout. I took my first trip to the grocery Trading Co in town and I got lost coming back int he dark and it took me an hour to get back to my dorm. In a town that is fucking 8 streets by 10 streets. BUT they are confusingly oriented! Look at Google Maps sometime. Anyhow, after that I got back and suited up in my Ganondorf costume. I had been working on it all day, and I was able to put the finishing touches on by 8:30, including the red hair spray.
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I wandered around campus with 2 other girls on my floor who were dressed as zombies. We did that for a while, then came back and watched about half of 28 Days Later. Also, thanks to my abundance of pilfered CWU silverware, I got a bonus Wolverine costume out of Ganondorf (complete with slicked-back hair):
This made the girl down the hall, who is really weird and EXTREMELY desperate for a boyfriend, "really happy" (*_*). (Whenever we all go out for breakfast or something she sits next to me and rubs her legs up on me and stuff. I always forget to sit in a landlocked seat so that she can't sit by me. And no David, it's not great, it's fucking creepy and terrible.)
After that I talked to the mega Christian girl who is the weird girl's roommate. She is actually a lot of fun, just like Lucy (LUVS YA LUCE!@!). Stalker after that, and that was my Halloween.
Since then I have just been working my ass off. Pathfinder and DnD have been taking a lot more of my time than is prudent, but that's just the way that it will be for a while. They recently released a playtest for the new Cavalier and Oracle classes in their Advanced Player's Guide, so I've been reading forums religiously, just like the old days of FESS. Those...were actually kind of good days, if you get rid of the shitty middle school angst and despair (actually, that's not that different from now :P).
Conducting class just gets more and more fucking awesome. The professor is kind of like a spiritual guide. He combines physics, human nature, music, and the nature of the universe and the power of humans in such an awesome way.
Also I have recently made a lot more good friends in the music building who are REALLY smart. We've been having lots of philosophical discussions. When I wear Charlie's tweed jacket from the sixties, I totally look the part too:
OTHER THINGS OF INTEREST:
1) One of my floormates carved a pumpkin of me:
Awesome.
2) I do not know the extent to which I wrote about my neighbor in room 626 (I'm 625). On the first day of school he was smoking weed and the flautist and I reported him. SOMEHOW, despite the police's strict "no strikes" policy, he remained enrolled. From then on, he proceeded to play his subwoofer-augmented rap music at all times of night and day. He was an incredible nuisance. Why do I say 'was?' Last week, the police took him away and he never came back. I wasn't here at the time, but I hear that they found weed and crack for sure, and possibly also meth. I had heard him talking about "needing protection" and what sounded like deals for a while. Anyway, he is gone and I am happy. I am now the proud owner of his aerated and Febreezed rug. The mighty dragon hath been defeated, and I hath looted his lair and returned with this worthy prize of my victory:
"What will you do with it," my RA (who happens to be a Paladin) asked. Who cares?! I want my loot, dammit! (it currently resides on the 7th floor with my Friday-night Rogue).
Item next:
3)We received snow on Saturday. Also, on Saturday and Friday we had our annual high school and middle-school jazz festival. I volunteered a little bit, with the consequence that I have now heard the EWU Vocal Jazz band perform the same set of songs 5 times in the past 2 or 3 weeks. This year, one of the guest artists was Benny Green, a not-unfamous jazz pianist and disciple of Oscar Peterson. We got to have a Q&A with him, and I got him to sign my program after his FACE-MELTING concert with the bass teacher from Central. So that was awesome, although it essentially destroyed my weekend.
4) I have been running with my conducting prof's ideas and talking with the smart people in that class, and they have been challenging my concepts of reality in many awesome ways. Basically I am discarding lots of objective science and medicine and learning to appreciate the power of human. I'm reading some really cool books, which I might talk about later, depending on how interested you guys are. I know that I'm being vague, but I'm just trying to gauge interest.
5) My 26-year old guitarist friend gave me the whole of Abbey Road and I have been listening to it. Historically I have made a big deal out of shitting on the Beatles, but this album is actually fucking amazing. It's funny because it has those 3 or 4 songs (Come Together, Octopus' Garden, Here Comes the Sun, She Came in Through the Bathroom Window) that are really overplayed, and those are actualy the worst songs on the album. All the others are really cool, and actually remind me of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young a lot, as well as other stuff of that type. But there are a lot of really cool and cutting edge sounds and ideas on this album. So as far as the Beatles, or at least only as far as Abbey Road, I can finally say: I get it.
6) I don't think I've ever told you guys, since I didn't realize this until about midway through last year, but I have synesthesia. For me, each note is associated with a different color. However, since I don't have perfect pitch, I have to intellectually know what note is been heard. It's really interesting because I never thought it was unique (or I never noticed it for that reason) until last year when we were talking about composers with synesthesia. It actually has a lot to do with my perception of music, styles, keys, and moods.
6) (and this is the big one) My Sense Motive has never been that great for amorous matters (although recently it has been pwning up non-amorous matters), so I'm very likely not qualified to comment on this, but I kind of think I have 3 amorous prospects right now. (This is not counting the literal-Bible girl because even though she is mega hot and I like flirting with her, 1) I'm not getting that vibe, and 2) let's be honest, it would never work out anyway XD).
So, one girl lives in my dorm and is doing ROTC. She is also a Christian. You would think that that would have stopped my cold, but she is actually really cute and gets most of my jokes, or at least tries for Chrissakes. Fun to hang out with, but pretty footloose. True Neutral.
Another is a flute player and is in my conducing class. She is one of the small corps (4 or 5 of us) that meet early before conducting classes and thinks that Julian (the teacher) is more inspiring than Christ. We are, as he described, "on the same wavelength" in things, so that is really cool. Smart and very funny (but I wouldn't go for anything else, ne?). I think Neutral Good moving towards Lawful or True Neutral.
The other girl is a singer who is in my body class (Alexander technique, to be specific). She is really shy and really cute and didn't ever say much until Monday, when somehow the topic of Ayn Rand came up. She is a huge objectivist and is super smart. I was, and still am, blown away by how thoughtful and intelligent she is, how she actually considers new ideas and always uses LOGIC for EVERYTHING! Very cool. We talked for an hour after that class, and then an hour and a half yesterday when we met to exchange Aristotle and Ayn Rand. Damn I tell you, this woman is SMART and going in totally the right direction, self- and society-wise. Lawful Neutral; she makes my Lawful Neutral look like Chaotic Good.
Anyhow, there are these three women that I'm kind of trying to balance (not unlike Ein in Riviera, non?) and I'm not sure where any of this is going to head. Guess I'm a little worried that this is the feast before the famine; that is, what if I waste three good opportunities and when it's over the timing has destroyed them all so I'm back to square one? But, I kind of don't think that way so much anymore, because I know that I have the power to shape my own reality. WOW! Isn't that awesome.
I'm using lots of effusion and bombast here, which is rather unlike my usual style, but somehow it feels right. Here is a statement of my personal philosophy that I wrote for my honors class. Why am I attaching it? I don't know.
One thing that is interesting is that alignmnents tend to group together; I have Lawful Good people here that have only Lawful Good friends. I'm Lawful Neutral, and all you guys are some Neutral. Even Rosa and Lucy, (who occasionally read this blog), are at the very least Good moving towards Neutral, if not Neutral already. It seems like it would be obvious, but it's really interesting to me.
This uses Greek. Arete is excellence in kind or potential
Telos is that for the sake of which; or, the purpose.
Phusis is the law of nature or of human nature
Nomos is a cultural law or convention.
Voila:
•Perfection may be unattainable, but it is not necessarily impossible. One must always strive towards the perfection of arethai, no matter the cost. This is the telos of humanity.
•The self is the highest being. Do whatever is necessary to further your arethai and personal development, without infringing on the development of others. Every person should be allowed to develop their own arethai so long as they do not harm, hinder, or destroy others, or show a depraved or careless attitude towards life or nature.
•Strive for order and a lawful existence, no matter what you believe about cosmic Order, Chaos, or the nature of the universe or humanity. Work to develop continuity of character while remaining flexible.
•Phusis states that Entropy will always prevail. Live within this ideal, yet endeavor to disrupt the chaos of the universe and replace it with order, even though it is, in all probability, impossible.
•Work to educate others about the nature of the universe, phusis, and telos. When you meet others, give them a chance to prove themselves. If they are worthy, align yourself with them and work to further their goals as well as your own. In this way, you are furthering your own arethai, because you value in others what you value in yourself.
•Be critical and objective, and use logic whenever possible. Recognize that emotions and irrationality are part of being a human and accept and embrace them; however, work always to unify the rational and irrational mind. In this way, reason will naturally prevail because the intellect is higher than the bestial.
•Free yourself from obligations, expectations, judgments, and all external influences, save those nomoi which are necessary for a stable society
•Choices are the only thing under our control. Prepare yourself to make every choice a personal choice, and accept the consequences no matter what they are.
•Become literate, contemplative, and affective. Become sensitive to subtle forms of knowledge originating from outside the self. Seek the relationships between all things and use that knowledge to further the search for the Truth of human existence.
•Your time is limited. Use every opportunity for learning, contemplation, and personal development.
•Enjoy yourself and rejoice in your own company and accomplishments, as well as the company and accomplishments of others whom you love.
•All reality consists of games. Play those you enjoy; ignore those you do not. When the time comes, create your own game.
I think that I have covered pretty much everything. Should I find something else, I'll append it later.
Oh, and academic plans! Right now I plan to get 3 majors: secondary music ed, piano performance, and composition, as well as 2 minors: a minor in historical philosophy and then possibly English or Humanities. Also, I will be getting a 30-45 credit Jazz certificate.
By the way, this is what I really look like, with medium hair and filled-in sideburnchops:
Okay, now I actually think I am done. Also: I think that this is the most epic post I have ever written. Odysseus would be proud.
All right.
So, this is the first post in a while. Things have really been chugging along here. I am always really busy; I have 18 credits and I'm auditing classes that total 3 credits, as well as playing in 2 games of DnD (1 of which is my Pathfinder game, and the other is a 4th ed game in which I'm a half-werewolf (shifter) warden (think fighter+warlord)), doing a 2-hour body class each week, practicing WAY too much for my 2-credit conducting class, and working on an additional Greek music theory project (which I actually haven't started reading for...and the essay is due on the 4th). SO, LMFAO @ Time management!!!!
All right, so Halloween was good. I was kind of apprehensive since I didn't get invited to any parties or anything and I couldn't find anyone to hang out with, but it turned out all right. There were liberal sprinklings of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. throughout. I took my first trip to the grocery Trading Co in town and I got lost coming back int he dark and it took me an hour to get back to my dorm. In a town that is fucking 8 streets by 10 streets. BUT they are confusingly oriented! Look at Google Maps sometime. Anyhow, after that I got back and suited up in my Ganondorf costume. I had been working on it all day, and I was able to put the finishing touches on by 8:30, including the red hair spray.
FACEBOOK FOR MORE PIX!
I wandered around campus with 2 other girls on my floor who were dressed as zombies. We did that for a while, then came back and watched about half of 28 Days Later. Also, thanks to my abundance of pilfered CWU silverware, I got a bonus Wolverine costume out of Ganondorf (complete with slicked-back hair):
This made the girl down the hall, who is really weird and EXTREMELY desperate for a boyfriend, "really happy" (*_*). (Whenever we all go out for breakfast or something she sits next to me and rubs her legs up on me and stuff. I always forget to sit in a landlocked seat so that she can't sit by me. And no David, it's not great, it's fucking creepy and terrible.)
After that I talked to the mega Christian girl who is the weird girl's roommate. She is actually a lot of fun, just like Lucy (LUVS YA LUCE!@!). Stalker after that, and that was my Halloween.
Since then I have just been working my ass off. Pathfinder and DnD have been taking a lot more of my time than is prudent, but that's just the way that it will be for a while. They recently released a playtest for the new Cavalier and Oracle classes in their Advanced Player's Guide, so I've been reading forums religiously, just like the old days of FESS. Those...were actually kind of good days, if you get rid of the shitty middle school angst and despair (actually, that's not that different from now :P).
Conducting class just gets more and more fucking awesome. The professor is kind of like a spiritual guide. He combines physics, human nature, music, and the nature of the universe and the power of humans in such an awesome way.
Also I have recently made a lot more good friends in the music building who are REALLY smart. We've been having lots of philosophical discussions. When I wear Charlie's tweed jacket from the sixties, I totally look the part too:
OTHER THINGS OF INTEREST:
1) One of my floormates carved a pumpkin of me:
Awesome.
2) I do not know the extent to which I wrote about my neighbor in room 626 (I'm 625). On the first day of school he was smoking weed and the flautist and I reported him. SOMEHOW, despite the police's strict "no strikes" policy, he remained enrolled. From then on, he proceeded to play his subwoofer-augmented rap music at all times of night and day. He was an incredible nuisance. Why do I say 'was?' Last week, the police took him away and he never came back. I wasn't here at the time, but I hear that they found weed and crack for sure, and possibly also meth. I had heard him talking about "needing protection" and what sounded like deals for a while. Anyway, he is gone and I am happy. I am now the proud owner of his aerated and Febreezed rug. The mighty dragon hath been defeated, and I hath looted his lair and returned with this worthy prize of my victory:
"What will you do with it," my RA (who happens to be a Paladin) asked. Who cares?! I want my loot, dammit! (it currently resides on the 7th floor with my Friday-night Rogue).
Item next:
3)We received snow on Saturday. Also, on Saturday and Friday we had our annual high school and middle-school jazz festival. I volunteered a little bit, with the consequence that I have now heard the EWU Vocal Jazz band perform the same set of songs 5 times in the past 2 or 3 weeks. This year, one of the guest artists was Benny Green, a not-unfamous jazz pianist and disciple of Oscar Peterson. We got to have a Q&A with him, and I got him to sign my program after his FACE-MELTING concert with the bass teacher from Central. So that was awesome, although it essentially destroyed my weekend.
4) I have been running with my conducting prof's ideas and talking with the smart people in that class, and they have been challenging my concepts of reality in many awesome ways. Basically I am discarding lots of objective science and medicine and learning to appreciate the power of human. I'm reading some really cool books, which I might talk about later, depending on how interested you guys are. I know that I'm being vague, but I'm just trying to gauge interest.
5) My 26-year old guitarist friend gave me the whole of Abbey Road and I have been listening to it. Historically I have made a big deal out of shitting on the Beatles, but this album is actually fucking amazing. It's funny because it has those 3 or 4 songs (Come Together, Octopus' Garden, Here Comes the Sun, She Came in Through the Bathroom Window) that are really overplayed, and those are actualy the worst songs on the album. All the others are really cool, and actually remind me of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young a lot, as well as other stuff of that type. But there are a lot of really cool and cutting edge sounds and ideas on this album. So as far as the Beatles, or at least only as far as Abbey Road, I can finally say: I get it.
6) I don't think I've ever told you guys, since I didn't realize this until about midway through last year, but I have synesthesia. For me, each note is associated with a different color. However, since I don't have perfect pitch, I have to intellectually know what note is been heard. It's really interesting because I never thought it was unique (or I never noticed it for that reason) until last year when we were talking about composers with synesthesia. It actually has a lot to do with my perception of music, styles, keys, and moods.
6) (and this is the big one) My Sense Motive has never been that great for amorous matters (although recently it has been pwning up non-amorous matters), so I'm very likely not qualified to comment on this, but I kind of think I have 3 amorous prospects right now. (This is not counting the literal-Bible girl because even though she is mega hot and I like flirting with her, 1) I'm not getting that vibe, and 2) let's be honest, it would never work out anyway XD).
So, one girl lives in my dorm and is doing ROTC. She is also a Christian. You would think that that would have stopped my cold, but she is actually really cute and gets most of my jokes, or at least tries for Chrissakes. Fun to hang out with, but pretty footloose. True Neutral.
Another is a flute player and is in my conducing class. She is one of the small corps (4 or 5 of us) that meet early before conducting classes and thinks that Julian (the teacher) is more inspiring than Christ. We are, as he described, "on the same wavelength" in things, so that is really cool. Smart and very funny (but I wouldn't go for anything else, ne?). I think Neutral Good moving towards Lawful or True Neutral.
The other girl is a singer who is in my body class (Alexander technique, to be specific). She is really shy and really cute and didn't ever say much until Monday, when somehow the topic of Ayn Rand came up. She is a huge objectivist and is super smart. I was, and still am, blown away by how thoughtful and intelligent she is, how she actually considers new ideas and always uses LOGIC for EVERYTHING! Very cool. We talked for an hour after that class, and then an hour and a half yesterday when we met to exchange Aristotle and Ayn Rand. Damn I tell you, this woman is SMART and going in totally the right direction, self- and society-wise. Lawful Neutral; she makes my Lawful Neutral look like Chaotic Good.
Anyhow, there are these three women that I'm kind of trying to balance (not unlike Ein in Riviera, non?) and I'm not sure where any of this is going to head. Guess I'm a little worried that this is the feast before the famine; that is, what if I waste three good opportunities and when it's over the timing has destroyed them all so I'm back to square one? But, I kind of don't think that way so much anymore, because I know that I have the power to shape my own reality. WOW! Isn't that awesome.
I'm using lots of effusion and bombast here, which is rather unlike my usual style, but somehow it feels right. Here is a statement of my personal philosophy that I wrote for my honors class. Why am I attaching it? I don't know.
One thing that is interesting is that alignmnents tend to group together; I have Lawful Good people here that have only Lawful Good friends. I'm Lawful Neutral, and all you guys are some Neutral. Even Rosa and Lucy, (who occasionally read this blog), are at the very least Good moving towards Neutral, if not Neutral already. It seems like it would be obvious, but it's really interesting to me.
This uses Greek. Arete is excellence in kind or potential
Telos is that for the sake of which; or, the purpose.
Phusis is the law of nature or of human nature
Nomos is a cultural law or convention.
Voila:
•Perfection may be unattainable, but it is not necessarily impossible. One must always strive towards the perfection of arethai, no matter the cost. This is the telos of humanity.
•The self is the highest being. Do whatever is necessary to further your arethai and personal development, without infringing on the development of others. Every person should be allowed to develop their own arethai so long as they do not harm, hinder, or destroy others, or show a depraved or careless attitude towards life or nature.
•Strive for order and a lawful existence, no matter what you believe about cosmic Order, Chaos, or the nature of the universe or humanity. Work to develop continuity of character while remaining flexible.
•Phusis states that Entropy will always prevail. Live within this ideal, yet endeavor to disrupt the chaos of the universe and replace it with order, even though it is, in all probability, impossible.
•Work to educate others about the nature of the universe, phusis, and telos. When you meet others, give them a chance to prove themselves. If they are worthy, align yourself with them and work to further their goals as well as your own. In this way, you are furthering your own arethai, because you value in others what you value in yourself.
•Be critical and objective, and use logic whenever possible. Recognize that emotions and irrationality are part of being a human and accept and embrace them; however, work always to unify the rational and irrational mind. In this way, reason will naturally prevail because the intellect is higher than the bestial.
•Free yourself from obligations, expectations, judgments, and all external influences, save those nomoi which are necessary for a stable society
•Choices are the only thing under our control. Prepare yourself to make every choice a personal choice, and accept the consequences no matter what they are.
•Become literate, contemplative, and affective. Become sensitive to subtle forms of knowledge originating from outside the self. Seek the relationships between all things and use that knowledge to further the search for the Truth of human existence.
•Your time is limited. Use every opportunity for learning, contemplation, and personal development.
•Enjoy yourself and rejoice in your own company and accomplishments, as well as the company and accomplishments of others whom you love.
•All reality consists of games. Play those you enjoy; ignore those you do not. When the time comes, create your own game.
I think that I have covered pretty much everything. Should I find something else, I'll append it later.
Oh, and academic plans! Right now I plan to get 3 majors: secondary music ed, piano performance, and composition, as well as 2 minors: a minor in historical philosophy and then possibly English or Humanities. Also, I will be getting a 30-45 credit Jazz certificate.
By the way, this is what I really look like, with medium hair and filled-in sideburnchops:
Okay, now I actually think I am done. Also: I think that this is the most epic post I have ever written. Odysseus would be proud.
Monday, November 16, 2009
David, girls, and DnD
david: a girl in my french class was wearing a shirt today that had four big hearts on it and one was only half full
and under it, it said "Hyrule four play"
me: OMFG
GET HER NUMBER
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE
david: you don't want me to do that, trust me
but i thought you would appreciate the shirt haha
me: is she crazy?
david: i dont think so
she's um
how to put this
randomly signing off is one way to put it i guess
but yeah she's not very hot
but i told her her shirt was cool
because i knew you would have said something
me: well is she crazy?
david: no
did you not get that message?
me: oh right
well I can work with sane
and not hot
david: haha
me: i can work with that
crazxy
there's no fucking chance in hell
david: i have to be careful too
you have a much lower threshold for crazy
but it leads to funny stories
like the crazy religious girl
Sent at 5:33 PM on Monday
me: yeah
IU talked to her again today
she is so hot
david: she isn't your new cleric is she?
me: no
that would be awesome though
Pretty sure she wouldn't choose evil
actually I think she might play
i was talking about starting an honors group with some of the guys
it would be sweet
david: idk
she wouldn't dig the whole false idols thing
i can see the conversation now
"which deity do you suppor here"
"uh, can i just go with god?"
"no"
"but-"
"no"
me: actually I would definitely let her go with God
if it was the difference bewteen playing and no playing
yes I don't give a shit
God is fine with me
david: : O
me: all the "spells" can be like, "Extra Bread IV and shit like that
david: hahaha
me: "King of the Jews"
you assume the aspect of Jesus for 2d4 rounds
david: "everlasting oil" lamps last 50% longer or until more oil arrives
meh i liked yours better
what's jesus' hp?
me: umm
david: ac?
me: he has 999 hit dice
and they're d20s
999
david: haha
me: AC
as a melee touch attack, he can convert any evil or neutral creature to Christinaity
david: haha
so jesus is basically a really roxorz paladin?
me: yeah
david: he must also have high alchemy skill too
he can turn water into wine and stuff
and when the effect ends and jesus leaves, he splits up into nice little wafers and wine that feeds your party for several thousand years once every week
Sent at 5:40 PM on Monday
me: yeah
lolol
also he can cast True Ressurection at first level
except that he starts play at 40th level
he saves at a +1000 bonus
david: haha
me: yeah good stuff
I need to do homework now
we can finish this later
david: i'll have to add this to my quotes post tomorrow too
me: we'll have to make a sheet for him
david: indeed
and under it, it said "Hyrule four play"
me: OMFG
GET HER NUMBER
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE
david: you don't want me to do that, trust me
but i thought you would appreciate the shirt haha
me: is she crazy?
david: i dont think so
she's um
how to put this
randomly signing off is one way to put it i guess
but yeah she's not very hot
but i told her her shirt was cool
because i knew you would have said something
me: well is she crazy?
david: no
did you not get that message?
me: oh right
well I can work with sane
and not hot
david: haha
me: i can work with that
crazxy
there's no fucking chance in hell
david: i have to be careful too
you have a much lower threshold for crazy
but it leads to funny stories
like the crazy religious girl
Sent at 5:33 PM on Monday
me: yeah
IU talked to her again today
she is so hot
david: she isn't your new cleric is she?
me: no
that would be awesome though
Pretty sure she wouldn't choose evil
actually I think she might play
i was talking about starting an honors group with some of the guys
it would be sweet
david: idk
she wouldn't dig the whole false idols thing
i can see the conversation now
"which deity do you suppor here"
"uh, can i just go with god?"
"no"
"but-"
"no"
me: actually I would definitely let her go with God
if it was the difference bewteen playing and no playing
yes I don't give a shit
God is fine with me
david: : O
me: all the "spells" can be like, "Extra Bread IV and shit like that
david: hahaha
me: "King of the Jews"
you assume the aspect of Jesus for 2d4 rounds
david: "everlasting oil" lamps last 50% longer or until more oil arrives
meh i liked yours better
what's jesus' hp?
me: umm
david: ac?
me: he has 999 hit dice
and they're d20s
999
david: haha
me: AC
as a melee touch attack, he can convert any evil or neutral creature to Christinaity
david: haha
so jesus is basically a really roxorz paladin?
me: yeah
david: he must also have high alchemy skill too
he can turn water into wine and stuff
and when the effect ends and jesus leaves, he splits up into nice little wafers and wine that feeds your party for several thousand years once every week
Sent at 5:40 PM on Monday
me: yeah
lolol
also he can cast True Ressurection at first level
except that he starts play at 40th level
he saves at a +1000 bonus
david: haha
me: yeah good stuff
I need to do homework now
we can finish this later
david: i'll have to add this to my quotes post tomorrow too
me: we'll have to make a sheet for him
david: indeed
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Another super funny thing
From a few weeks ago. I was in the club office learning about club stuff and this other woman was listening to what the person was telling me. She asked what my club was and when I told her, she replied that she recently started playing this strategy game online:
"Eve or Avon or something like that...I can't remember."
"Was it...Evony?!"
"YES! That's the one! It's so fun, it's a really great game."
". . . (!?!?!) . . ."
(you remember that evony was the game that used tits for its advertisements)
"Eve or Avon or something like that...I can't remember."
"Was it...Evony?!"
"YES! That's the one! It's so fun, it's a really great game."
". . . (!?!?!) . . ."
(you remember that evony was the game that used tits for its advertisements)
Monday, November 02, 2009
Halloween post to come soon
For now, I will tide you over with a transcription of a funny conversation David and I had today.
David:
we're both wasting time not getting some
me: yeah]
have you talked to fucking orion
david: yeah
nice choice of words btw
i mean at least you have [unknown amount of times] under your beld
*belt
david: i especially gotta get going now
me: let me tell you a secret
the amount of times...
IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
david: hahahahaha
damn, you kept count for all that?
me: it wasn't importnat until we hit 9000
david: haha
me: then I was like, okay, gotta count this shit
david: i bet
me: okay I just did the math
going out from october to august
david: you really did keep count?
me: that is 818 times per month
david: oh haha
me: so it would have had to be
more than 26.4 times per day
david: haha
that's over once per hour
me: which taking into account refractory period
is impossible
david: psh
maybe YOUR refractory period
me: yes actually
*awkwards turtle*
david: haha
david: with me man, its like a conveyor belt constantly running
no
more like a machine gun
no wait that's even worse
me: okay yeah
david: forget that one
me: shut the fuck up
david: haha
me: machine gun
god that is such a bad image
just like Dragonite
david: hahaha
i love that picture
yeah have fun sleeping tonight dreaming of dragonite balls and my machine gun penis
hmm
possible paint picture in the works there?
maybe best not to
me: do it
lolololol
david: i should probably get a more attractive body first
me: throw some fabio in there
david: ooh!
that could be awesome
god damnit
to get the picture i want i might have to search fabio naked
which if that's not bad enough, i will have to focus on his crotchular region to carefully edit it for my picture
me: dude
it's totally fucking worth it
cmon
david: haha
me: you've seen a penis before
several porbably
david: yeah good point
but usually there are tits involved
me: ahahhaha
gp
david: i'll just have a special gadget on the side of my screen
just a gadget for a slideshow of pictures of tits
it will serve a similar purpose to wearing welding sunglasses
when you weld
me: hahaha
yes
do it
me: motherfucker
so I go down the hall to flirt with this cute girl
and this douche guy lives next to her
and liike I make fun of her and stuff to flirt with her
you know how I do
and every fucking time
david: yeah
me: he walks up and starts trying to be funny
and his jokes are SO bad
timing always off, never a good punchline
david: haha
me: then she gets pissed at him
david: are they oneliners?
me: he always cockblocks the fuck out of me
no he tries to imitate my shit
and can't do it at all
david: oh haha
that's even worse haha
you should have her come back to your room
then he can't cockblock him because you can lockblock him
me: then we could fuck
david: *he can't cockblock you
well damn yeah
that could happen too i suppsoe
*suppose
me: no nbut
no it's like she's doing shit and I walk in and start talking
and then DOUCHe COMES IN
david: he must have a davis proximity radar
(on moms on Facebook)
you seem to have gotten less fortunate than that
me: fuck no
i din't friend her
david: thats smart
me: apparently she is pissed
Meredith was telling me
david: i figured if i friended my mom, i would have to censor my wall from her
since she would find the
language we all use offensive
why would your mom need to be your friend though?
it can only lead to imp/awkward scen.
David:
we're both wasting time not getting some
me: yeah]
have you talked to fucking orion
david: yeah
nice choice of words btw
i mean at least you have [unknown amount of times] under your beld
*belt
david: i especially gotta get going now
me: let me tell you a secret
the amount of times...
IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
david: hahahahaha
damn, you kept count for all that?
me: it wasn't importnat until we hit 9000
david: haha
me: then I was like, okay, gotta count this shit
david: i bet
me: okay I just did the math
going out from october to august
david: you really did keep count?
me: that is 818 times per month
david: oh haha
me: so it would have had to be
more than 26.4 times per day
david: haha
that's over once per hour
me: which taking into account refractory period
is impossible
david: psh
maybe YOUR refractory period
me: yes actually
*awkwards turtle*
david: haha
david: with me man, its like a conveyor belt constantly running
no
more like a machine gun
no wait that's even worse
me: okay yeah
david: forget that one
me: shut the fuck up
david: haha
me: machine gun
god that is such a bad image
just like Dragonite
david: hahaha
i love that picture
yeah have fun sleeping tonight dreaming of dragonite balls and my machine gun penis
hmm
possible paint picture in the works there?
maybe best not to
me: do it
lolololol
david: i should probably get a more attractive body first
me: throw some fabio in there
david: ooh!
that could be awesome
god damnit
to get the picture i want i might have to search fabio naked
which if that's not bad enough, i will have to focus on his crotchular region to carefully edit it for my picture
me: dude
it's totally fucking worth it
cmon
david: haha
me: you've seen a penis before
several porbably
david: yeah good point
but usually there are tits involved
me: ahahhaha
gp
david: i'll just have a special gadget on the side of my screen
just a gadget for a slideshow of pictures of tits
it will serve a similar purpose to wearing welding sunglasses
when you weld
me: hahaha
yes
do it
me: motherfucker
so I go down the hall to flirt with this cute girl
and this douche guy lives next to her
and liike I make fun of her and stuff to flirt with her
you know how I do
and every fucking time
david: yeah
me: he walks up and starts trying to be funny
and his jokes are SO bad
timing always off, never a good punchline
david: haha
me: then she gets pissed at him
david: are they oneliners?
me: he always cockblocks the fuck out of me
no he tries to imitate my shit
and can't do it at all
david: oh haha
that's even worse haha
you should have her come back to your room
then he can't cockblock him because you can lockblock him
me: then we could fuck
david: *he can't cockblock you
well damn yeah
that could happen too i suppsoe
*suppose
me: no nbut
no it's like she's doing shit and I walk in and start talking
and then DOUCHe COMES IN
david: he must have a davis proximity radar
(on moms on Facebook)
you seem to have gotten less fortunate than that
me: fuck no
i din't friend her
david: thats smart
me: apparently she is pissed
Meredith was telling me
david: i figured if i friended my mom, i would have to censor my wall from her
since she would find the
language we all use offensive
why would your mom need to be your friend though?
it can only lead to imp/awkward scen.
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