David, girls, and DnD

david: a girl in my french class was wearing a shirt today that had four big hearts on it and one was only half full
and under it, it said "Hyrule four play"
me: OMFG
GET HER NUMBER
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE
david: you don't want me to do that, trust me
but i thought you would appreciate the shirt haha
me: is she crazy?
david: i dont think so
she's um
how to put this
randomly signing off is one way to put it i guess
but yeah she's not very hot
but i told her her shirt was cool
because i knew you would have said something
me: well is she crazy?
david: no
did you not get that message?
me: oh right
well I can work with sane
and not hot
david: haha
me: i can work with that
crazxy
there's no fucking chance in hell
david: i have to be careful too
you have a much lower threshold for crazy
but it leads to funny stories
like the crazy religious girl
Sent at 5:33 PM on Monday
me: yeah
IU talked to her again today
she is so hot
david: she isn't your new cleric is she?
me: no
that would be awesome though
Pretty sure she wouldn't choose evil
actually I think she might play
i was talking about starting an honors group with some of the guys
it would be sweet
david: idk
she wouldn't dig the whole false idols thing
i can see the conversation now
"which deity do you suppor here"
"uh, can i just go with god?"
"no"
"but-"
"no"
me: actually I would definitely let her go with God
if it was the difference bewteen playing and no playing
yes I don't give a shit
God is fine with me
david: : O
me: all the "spells" can be like, "Extra Bread IV and shit like that
david: hahaha
me: "King of the Jews"
you assume the aspect of Jesus for 2d4 rounds
david: "everlasting oil" lamps last 50% longer or until more oil arrives
meh i liked yours better
what's jesus' hp?
me: umm
david: ac?
me: he has 999 hit dice
and they're d20s
999
david: haha
me: AC
as a melee touch attack, he can convert any evil or neutral creature to Christinaity
david: haha
so jesus is basically a really roxorz paladin?
me: yeah
david: he must also have high alchemy skill too
he can turn water into wine and stuff
and when the effect ends and jesus leaves, he splits up into nice little wafers and wine that feeds your party for several thousand years once every week
Sent at 5:40 PM on Monday
me: yeah
lolol
also he can cast True Ressurection at first level
except that he starts play at 40th level
he saves at a +1000 bonus
david: haha
me: yeah good stuff
I need to do homework now
we can finish this later
david: i'll have to add this to my quotes post tomorrow too
me: we'll have to make a sheet for him
david: indeed