Roleplaying

me: huh
i would suggest sc except i cant really do that right now
so let's reoleplay instead!
Steven: oh, davis
me: okay, you wake up in a dimly lit forest...your dagger is missing and a beautiful half-elf is next to you
Steven: start smooth talk
me: DC 17
succeed
she is taking her pants off
Steven: drop all equips
me: she looks happy to see you do that
then a goblin jumps out of the forest with a disposable camera!
Sent at 5:14 PM on Wednesday
Steven: hmm
strike a pose
me: he loves it!
goblins emerge from the trees everywhere and take crazy pictures!
after all the rolls are used up, the goblins look sad
Steven: sell autographs
me: you make 50978 gold from the sale of 4312 autographs
the head goblin approaches you menacingly
Steven: grab the half-elf and run
me: too bad
he was going to offer you a contract
the goblins don't want you to go
they pull out their weapons and decapitate your defenseless bodies
then mount them in their fortress so everyone can see your 19 charism
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THE END
Steven: phaile

me: all the goblin wanted was for you to grow a 70's style mustache
and for the half-elf to stop shaving
Steven: yeah I was thinking I should have just upped my stamina and gone for it
me: yeah
oh well