You thought the horror was over...well, thanks to THE TIME MACHINE, it's not. No, it has just begun. Literally.
Yes, a package arrived for Art Black on Tuesday, October 18, 2005. It was Resident Evil, ported and enhanced for Gamecube. I didn't get a manual, so I popped it in and discovered that Resident Evil and Resident Evil 4 are very, very different. Resident Evil makes Resident Evil 4 look like Elmo's Singalong. In fact, the two games can be summed up in a sentence each:
Resident Evil: No more bullets too many zombies RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
Resident Evil: *chkchk* Gonna cap a foo'!
Yeah. I actually lost sleep over Resident Evil. Scary zombies + enhanced graphics = BAD for my imagination. Oh, and I was reading this thing on Joan of Arc and it suddenly mentioned a shotgun. I looked again, and it turned out to say a shogun. My bad.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Homecoming Uber-SMashfest!
HAhahahah. Hahahaha! Oh, that's good. You went to Homecoming, didn't you?
Yes, I hosted a Super Smash Brothers [Melee] party at my house. There were a bunch of guys there, including Steven, Orion, Jack, Zach, David, Jake, Rob, Jack Lee, and Sai (actually that's all of them). We played a lot of SSBM, and then SSB when David came with his TV and N64. We jammed to some music, played foosball, and even cranked up the Goldeneye 64 a little bit. Of course, it was all a big contest to see who was the best. It was Zach. No guessing there. But, yeah. It was a really sweet time. I would post some pictures, but I don't have any. You'll just have to imagine a bunch of guys playing video games, eating pizza, and using bad language. It was great.
Yes, I hosted a Super Smash Brothers [Melee] party at my house. There were a bunch of guys there, including Steven, Orion, Jack, Zach, David, Jake, Rob, Jack Lee, and Sai (actually that's all of them). We played a lot of SSBM, and then SSB when David came with his TV and N64. We jammed to some music, played foosball, and even cranked up the Goldeneye 64 a little bit. Of course, it was all a big contest to see who was the best. It was Zach. No guessing there. But, yeah. It was a really sweet time. I would post some pictures, but I don't have any. You'll just have to imagine a bunch of guys playing video games, eating pizza, and using bad language. It was great.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
Kimi's: Keep Clan
Behold! The hour of your annihilation is nigh! Know that the Order shall obliterate your puny bases, crush your massive armies, and defile your most revered technologies! Know that the Sacred Order has now achieved its greatest dream, and along with that dream, acquired world-shattering power! Know that you have no hope to run, and have not faith in the faulty belief that you can somehow survive...know this as you shrink, quivering, against the smallest corner of the map, hearing only your own heart...as you writhe and squirm, fearing the bloody, painful end...
Know that you will die.
Behold! The Sacred Order of Teriyaki has united to become a true clan, and that nothing will stand in our way. Our members have been emblazoned with the prefix "SOT)," to show our allegiance to the Sacred Order of Teriyaki. Bear witness to the great power:
DawnoftheTurkey~~~~~~ SOT)DawnTurkey
ProNoob5~~~~~~~~~~~~ SOT)pronoob
brittlebrit187~~~~~~~SOT)LastRedCoat
RunningInSquares~~~ SOT)RunInSquare
blitzmoose~~~~~~~~~SOT)blitzmoose
Run, enemies of Teriyaki! Let none stand in our way!
Teriyaki! Teriyaki! Teriyaki!
Know that you will die.
Behold! The Sacred Order of Teriyaki has united to become a true clan, and that nothing will stand in our way. Our members have been emblazoned with the prefix "SOT)," to show our allegiance to the Sacred Order of Teriyaki. Bear witness to the great power:
DawnoftheTurkey~~~~~~ SOT)DawnTurkey
ProNoob5~~~~~~~~~~~~ SOT)pronoob
brittlebrit187~~~~~~~SOT)LastRedCoat
RunningInSquares~~~ SOT)RunInSquare
blitzmoose~~~~~~~~~SOT)blitzmoose
Run, enemies of Teriyaki! Let none stand in our way!
Teriyaki! Teriyaki! Teriyaki!
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Pokemon in the Dark
Sometimes, you just ask yourself questions. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
When was the last time you crapped by candlelight?
Our house had no power from 5:30 on Saturday until 11:45 on Monday. We lived with candles, ate cookies for dinner, spent the night at Charlie's school. After all, it was both warm and lighted. This prompted some interesing talks with teachers ("Why was this late?" "I, uh...didn't have any electricity..."). Kind of like camping. It was almost fun. Except for the part where I smashed my knee into a 150-lb piece of machinery and had to lie around with ice on it for 5 hours. And it still hurt.
Well, since the power was out, I couldn't do what I do best: play video games. At least the kind that require a power outlet. Naturally, I spent a lot of time playing Pokemon on my gameboy. In fact, I was scooting closer to a lamp to get better light on my GBA screen when it clicked off and we lost power. But it's back on now. I daresay I'm good to go.
When was the last time you crapped by candlelight?
Our house had no power from 5:30 on Saturday until 11:45 on Monday. We lived with candles, ate cookies for dinner, spent the night at Charlie's school. After all, it was both warm and lighted. This prompted some interesing talks with teachers ("Why was this late?" "I, uh...didn't have any electricity..."). Kind of like camping. It was almost fun. Except for the part where I smashed my knee into a 150-lb piece of machinery and had to lie around with ice on it for 5 hours. And it still hurt.
Well, since the power was out, I couldn't do what I do best: play video games. At least the kind that require a power outlet. Naturally, I spent a lot of time playing Pokemon on my gameboy. In fact, I was scooting closer to a lamp to get better light on my GBA screen when it clicked off and we lost power. But it's back on now. I daresay I'm good to go.
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