ur mom

21:19] bananaoracle89: a/s/l?
[21:27] URMOM173: lololol
[21:27] URMOM173: 15/y/in ur pants
[21:27] bananaoracle89: omg u have pic?
[21:27] URMOM173: 'sup.
[21:28] URMOM173: UMUM
[21:28] URMOM173: NO
[21:28] URMOM173: >_>
[21:28] URMOM173: <_<
[21:28] bananaoracle89:
[21:28] URMOM173: not unles u pay
[21:28] URMOM173: im not 4 free u no
[21:29] URMOM173: u wanna have breakfast tomorrow?
[21:29] URMOM173: Y/N?
[21:29] bananaoracle89: how much for pic?
[21:30] URMOM173: y dont u com eover n find out? ;D
[21:30] bananaoracle89: shud i bring pants?
[21:31] URMOM173: only if u want 2
[21:31] bananaoracle89: u had btr be hawt
[21:31] URMOM173: o u wont b disapionted
[21:32] bananaoracle89: gud becoz grls r always liek omfg i thot u loved me
[21:32] bananaoracle89: but nt hawt
[21:32] bananaoracle89: n im liek no
[21:33] URMOM173: lol
[21:34] URMOM173: im sry taht must b teh sux
[21:34] bananaoracle89: yeh all it shud be is teh sex
[21:34] URMOM173: lolololol secks
[21:36] bananaoracle89: wait u r a gurl rite?
[21:36] URMOM173: ya wut do u take me 4?!?!/???
[21:37] bananaoracle89: jsut chekin
[21:37] bananaoracle89: iv been fuled
[21:37] bananaoracle89: b4
[21:37] URMOM173: oic
[21:37] URMOM173: poor babe
[21:38] bananaoracle89: ya it wuz so ghey
[21:38] bananaoracle89: litrly
[21:39] URMOM173: lol ooookay I don't think I can do that anymore
[21:39] bananaoracle89: yah i kno
[21:40] bananaoracle89: that's what she said!

Sex

We already knew Brits like buying video games more than music. Now it seems like like playing video games more than doing each other. A survey from "bedroom specialist Sharps" polled 2,000 people in the UK about the most common activities in bed. What did the bedroom retailer find? Number one was sleeping, number two was talking. Three? That was watching TV. To see where gaming fell, hit the jump. It's surprising!

1. Sleeping
2. Talking
3. TV
4. Net surfing
5. Reading
6. Listening to music
7. Using the phone
8. Working
9. Computer games
10. Sex

Gears of Ow

And I thought that I would never play with toys again.

How Does it Happen?

http://www.teenwire.com/interactive/movies/do-070213-pregnancy.php

haha ha

[17:14] RunningInSquare3: its not my fault
[17:14] RunningInSquare3: there are just a lot of things about which i do not care
[17:15] bananaoracle89: well would you care if I grabbed your sack and bit a chunk of skin off of it?
[17:15] RunningInSquare3: sexual or nonsexual?
[17:15] bananaoracle89: nonsexual
[17:15] RunningInSquare3: hmmmm
[17:15] RunningInSquare3: idk
[17:16] RunningInSquare3: things fall into two categories with me, i dont know or i dont care

7:21] bananaoracle89: damn you pwned me
[17:21] RunningInSquare3: thats cuz im a big fat guy
[17:22] RunningInSquare3: we burn lots of calories doing nothing
[17:22] RunningInSquare3: either that or im just pr0 at sl33p1ng

Just Friends?

All right. School has been a drag like usual. I'm really busy this week, and in a few weeks the jazz band goes crazy with concerts every weekend for like a month. Today I got to work out after school so that was good because it is something that I have been meaning to restart. Yep. Just really busy all the time. Jazz band practices after school, tutoring (I'm actually going to start a regular schedule), APEX and other makeup crap, Culminating Exhibition, another Shorecrest band I'm in (thankfully for only three days), the possibility of joining a choir, basketball games, and Honors Society and college stuff. Gah. Somehow I have not had a lot of homework the past few nights, but it's been exchanged with lots of activities that make me physically tired. It suck. It suck bad.

The previous basketball game was DEATH METAL NIGHT.




I'm gonna EAT YOU #&$T#&#@%#&#*@&!*$^@&&@%#!!!1!



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